S.L.U.G. acrynom Contest

A game, a game! The SLUG Queens have a game for you!

As you well know "S.L.U.G." officially stands for Society for the Legitimization of the Ubiquitous Gastropod-- but what else could our royal society acronym could stand for? Slugs Love Urban Gardens? Stealthy Leopards Upset Gnus? Sneaky Leprechans Undermine Gnomes?
Common...show us your funny bone!

The Eugene Weekly has been on top of getting public submissions.
"Dave Taube of Eugene offers these in response: Slugs Like Ugly Guys. Shellless Legless Underfoot Grassdweller. Slimy Loathsome Ugly Gastropods. Slimy Loathsome Uber Gross. Slippery Lipless Underfoot Gastropods.

Writer Rick Levin came up with a bunch: Salt Leaves Us Gooey. Shapeless Legless Ubiquitous Goop. Showers Leave Us Gay. Somewhat Lascivious Urban Grime. Should Live Under Ground. Semi-Literate Uber-Goober. Sounds Like “UG.” Some Like Us Gastronomically. Stupid Libertarians Underestimate Greed. Shitty Legislation Undermines Geopolitics. Should Legalize Using Ganja. State Lottery Underscores Graft. Spineless Legless Undulate Gastropod. Sidney Lumet Understands Guilt.

Some anonymous entries that slipped under the Eugene Weekly door include: Sexy Little Under Garments. Sizemore Lurks Under Ground. Santa Loves Underage Gnomes. Senate Lacks Understanding of Greed. Sarah Lavishes Uninformed Generalizations. Sarah Lacks Understanding in General. Smith Lies Ubout Greencards.

Send your submissions to the Eugene Weekly Editor at editor@eugeneweekly.com to be entered to win a SlugsAway Electronic Slug and Snail garden fence by Rittenhouse, a $50 value, and have their entry published on the Here on the SLUG Queen Society pages website. Deadline for entries has been extended to November 7.

Here are the links to the Eugene Weekly Stories:
www.eugeneweekly.com/2008/10/09/news.html
www.eugeneweekly.com/2008/09/18/news.html#7