Sluggish on your Valentine's Day plans?

Well, everyone knows slugs are hermaphrodites, so we take care of ourselves on Valentine's Day with a delightful box of Chocolates from Kekau Chocolatiers or a stop by their fabulous Nib Desert and Wine Bar, Flowers from the outrageously creative Passion Flower , and perhaps taking in a show. Might I suggest the slugilicious Gaye Lee Russell's Valentine's Day evening at The Secret House Vineyards. Enjoy a fine evening of top-notch jazz and blues, exquisite cuisine and of course Patty's fine wines. For a sample of Lady Slugdiva's (aka Gaye Lee Russell) soulful tunes check out her Myspace website.
Who knows where this romantic evening with yourself might lead...